♪ Mommy-To-Be
Please let me be a
Mommy-To-Be ♪

That’s the jingle to the toy I dreamed of eight years ago that I was reminded of over on Facebook. It’s a harness with which a child can simulate pregnancy. When that child is ready, they can give “birth” to the baby doll inside.

Right before the “commercial” for Mommy-To-Be, I had already briefly dreamed of finding cosmetics for babies in what is apparently the worst department store in existence.